Brigitta is in love with Jeremiah. Jeremiah, Freddy, and Brigitta retrieve Jeremiah's birth certificate from the Taylor house where Brigitta found it. Jeremiah gives Freddy a note for Lily - he and Lily are leaving town when Jeremiah gets his fortune.
Phillips sings the praises of his new screwdriver.
A Boy slowly falls asleep as a Priest gives sermon on purity, and words go from meaningful to jibberish.
Henri wonders how, after all this time, it is possible that Lily doesn't reciprocate her feelings of love.
All sing the praises of the Robertson screwdriver.
Amalia at home, mounting her vanity. She praises the Robertson's screwdriver as he observes from heaven.
Robertson, still sad, hopes his screwdriver will still be of use to others.
Phillips realizes he will not get rich in his deal with Ford, but Ford will.
Amalia critiques the two screwdrivers and chooses the Robertson.
Ford and Phillips celebrate while Robertson is chagrined and depressed by his failure to get the contract. Amalia finally finds the screwdriver aisle in the store.
In the afterlife, Henry Ford invites Robertson to present his screwdriver. Ford is rapturously impressed, and offers Roberston a deal - but with the catch that Ford would then own the rights to his invention (as Ford puts it, he demands "complete submission"). Phillips reveals himself and makes a sales pitch. Ford is less attracted, but offer...
Wandering in a big box store, Amalia dreams of what can be accomplished with hardware.
Robertson in his shop, Amalia (present day) in her bathroom with her antique vanity, Phillips in his workshop, also injured by a screw driver slip.
Amalia critiques the two screwdrivers and chooses the Robertson.
In the afterlife, Henry Ford invites Robertson to present his screwdriver.
Amalia dreams of what can be accomplished with hardware.
Robertson demonstrates the new “automatic spiral ratchet spring-loaded screw driver,” affectionately called the “Yankee.” The demonstration is cut short when the driver slips off the single slot screw, injuring Robertson’s hand.
An awkward first date seems destined for failure, until the two bond over a mutual love of memes. The result? A hot, steamy connection over goats.
A playful duet between romantic partners that offers a comedic take on a sinister secret.
The Goddess of Music reconciles the tribe of the arco violin players with the tribe of pizzicato players, inviting them to make music together.
Four Victorian women sit down for a most unusual tea time. The women have two things in common: their dislike of the other women and of their husbands. Each woman refuses to drink tea for one reason or another while brainstorming ideas such as poison, prison, bee-stings or drowning. But who are they plotting against– their partners, or each o...
An alarm goes off, triggering a pat-down at airport security.
Maupin challenges a rude nobleman to a duel.
Maupin takes to the stage of the Paris Opéra.
La Maupin introduces herself to the audience, sharing some of the gossip that has been spread about her.
A francophile from Toronto walks into a café in downtown Montréal. His coffee order and small talk with the barista turns into a political rift that eventually leaves him lost in translation.
Queen Liz imagines what it would be like to be free.
In his dressing room, Mother Mary explains to Charlie that he is pregnant with the son of god and offers him tips from her experience. Eventually, Charlie accepts that he will be a parent, and vows to protect the new messiah.
Charlie performs the first number of his act: Mother Mary in the nativity scene, with the worries of a new mother carrying the son of god.
In his dressing room, drag performer Charlie puts on his Virgin Mary costume, witnessed by the real Virgin Mary inside his mirror.
Charlie sings gently to his child, the Messiah, who he has been chosen to bear.
The Virgin Mary explains to Charlie why he has been chosen to carry the child of God.
Drag performer Charlie sings a number in the persona of the Virgin Mary.
George celebrates the 25th anniversary of his paper mill with an important announcement. Lily is introduced. Freddy gets some bad news.
Irish pirate Chieftain Grace O'Malley sneaks into the bedroom of Queen Elizabeth I of England, and convinces the Queen to give her back her ship and free her lover. In return Grace will attend the Queen's birthday celebration and cause a sensation - which delights Liz.
Zach and the Cafeteria Worker are perplexed by the Chefs' new healthy homemade menu. They promise Zach that eating this way will be delicious and good for him, too! Zach passes out from hunger and empty calories. He is so hungry!
After a disappointing performance a coach chastises the skater, then dreams of her glory days; the skater decides this has been her last performance.
A figure skating coach reminisces about her own time in the competition spotlight.
A figure skater and coach review a disappointing routine together.
Zach longs for a lunch of junk food!
In a deep sea submergence vehicle, a crew voyages in search of a sea creature whose gaze can cause burns to the eyes.
An undersea monster sings to the scientists observing her.
The Cafeteria Worker sets out orderly rows of premade junk food in her spic-and-span kitchen. Just then, a trio of Chefs show up and toss all of the junk food out!
Ex-lovers encounter each other in hotel lobby with their new partners and insult each other.
Zach's class studies the Canada Food Guide, making Zach's tummy grumble.
While claiming sovereignty of an ice floe, Harper meets a seal, then drowns as the floe melts.
Zach's hunger-hallucination, Part 1: A life-size Chocolate Bar entices him... only to turn into a Carrot!
A brief anthem to healthy eating.
Zach wakes from his hallucination a changed boy. Now open to trying new options, he samples the new menu. Zach's tummy rumbles in appreciation!
Zach's hunger-hallucination, Part 6: Apple expires in true operatic fashion in Zach's arms. Zach grieves.
Zach's hunger-hallucination, Part 5: Food fight! The healthy and unhealthy foods fight over Zach. In the melee, Apple is struck by an airborne French fry.
Zach's hunger-hallucination, Part 4: Big Cheese tries to convince Zach to eat healthy by crooning a song oozing with cheesy puns.
Zach's hunger-hallucination, Part 3: Sultry French Fries interrupts the Trio to tempt Zach, but is pulled up short by Big Cheese. There's a new Sheriff in town.
A box office worker longs to be on the opera stage.
Zach's hunger-hallucination, Part 2: The Garden Trio (Apple, Carrot and Broccoli) treat Zach to a savoury song about vitamins.
George has a proposal for Lily. Henri has a confession. The Great Recorder Smackdown happens, and Lily is caught in the crossfire. Lily sends them all away without answering.
Tam and Pal spot each other- the only single socks in the park- speak, and fall in love.
Two sock puppets wake up alone and lonely.
A lament over the disbanding of brotherhood. Freddy wonders what will become of his friendship with Jeremiah.
The Vagabond Theatrical Troupe presents! Jeremiah gives George an ultimatum but has to prove himself first in more ways than one, and all is wrapped up in the finest paper package.
A female barista is infatuated with a male customer and stalks him. He thinks he recognizes her from his neighbourhood.
A middle-aged couple's romantic night: the Man, reading poetry to the Woman, is distracted by the need to hunt down a mosquito in the room.
Robertson in his shop, Amalia (present day) in her bathroom with her antique vanity, Phillips in his workshop, also injured by a screw driver slip.
Two couples on a resort patio watch and comment on each other.
At a bar, Erica laments the men she chooses. Jackie looks for a rich man- and a rich man walks into the bar.
A box office worker longs to be on the stage. When the lead of the production is injured, she begs for her chance in the spotlight.
In a video game, two mice are navigating through a house when suddenly they encounter a giant squirrel.
Two travellers trying to communicate in English- which neither of them speaks well- find they are attracted to each other.
Each of two brother bulls attempts to convince the other to enter the barn. Neither wants to go, knowing their lives are at stake. The two flatter, dare, and challenge one another, until a race finally settles it: first one to the barn wins. Sort of.
Two mothers in the audience for a beauty pageant: while Eunice's daughter performs, Samantha reads an article about a murdered 11-year-old girl.
Jacqueline enjoys telling a joke about some monks' sexual arousal.